i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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