Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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