Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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