the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
is it fun? or sober?
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