fuck your aforementioned shoe
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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