You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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