I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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