literally had 100 drinks last night.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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