Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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