i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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