He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
my sisters under your porch take her home
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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