Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
