Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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