real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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