We won't sleep together?
so explain again why im purple
no
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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