So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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