All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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