D3 body, D1 cock
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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