the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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