that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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