ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.