why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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