normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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