Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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