S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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