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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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