Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.