I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.