I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We have started to decorate penises.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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