Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I understand Curling. That high.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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