Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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