i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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