Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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