I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Randomize