I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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