butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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