the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You ruined the universe
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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