That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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