What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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