O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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