We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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