I'm going to jail i love you
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
