You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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