I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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