I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Sorry my hands just texted you
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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