you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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