if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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