mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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