All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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