what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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