wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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