i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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