Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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