Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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