I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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