office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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